You write out your problem, I send you a motivational video! I've received phenomenal feedback from people who took me up on my offer. Since this subreddit has quite a substantial user base, this thread might blow the fuck up. Please understand that I am the only person who records the videos, so I might be getting to your video a little later than originally anticipated.
If you decide to message me, please state whether I can make the video public on my channel or unlisted. If unlisted, only you'll be able to see the video when I send you a link to it.
As of today, I've made 40 motivational speeches to redditors. I have found by creating these motivational videos that this is my passion. Do not hesitate to message me even if you think I'm overwhelmed! I have the next 2 days off and I fully intend to use the majority of my time making motivational videos for you, :).
Here is my youtube channel. I've created 2 public videos, one to say thank you, while the other is for suicidewatch. I guess it will be a taste of the kind of video you'll receive from me if you decide to message me!
Edit #1 @ 9:44 p.m EASTERN TIME. Since this thread began, I've recorded 10 motivational videos! The issue though is that there is about 3 times the number of messages waiting to be replied to, O.O. I need to step away from my computer, and depending on how alert I am when I come back, I may record more tonight. I've been drinking a metric fuck ton of tea to give you the best possible motivational speech I can conjure up! I will be recording the majority of the day tomorrow, so rest assured your personalized motivational video is on its merry fucking way!
Edit #2 @ 1:01 a.m EASTERN TIME I took the time to read a lot of your messages so that I can literally sleep with ideas for great motivational speeches. Time for a good nights rest, and I will be recording as soon as I can. Tabulated number of messages at this current time is 115 requests for personalized motivational speeches.
Warning, what I say next may shock you.
Do not let this deter you from sending me a message with your problems!
Cheers, I will talk to you tomorrow.
Edit #3 @ 1:35 a.m EASTERN TIME I'm calling in some help! Haha, you people never cease to amaze me with your ability to reach out to a stranger for help, :p. Two genuine friends of mine will be joining forces with me to give you a personalized motivational speeches tomorrow at varying times throughout the day, :).
So I'm a night worker, and though I always set my alarm for 10am so I can get up and accomplish shit, I have been snoozing for alarmingly long amounts of time. I can spend up to two entire hours of the morning hitting the snooze button, not sleeping and not getting a thing done either.
So I decided to listen to some music during my first snooze. I keep the laptop beside the bed, open it up as soon as my alarm goes off the first time, and put on a really upbeat song. My favourite for this is Into Action – Tim Armstrong, it's upbeat, motivational and dancey. It gets my toes wiggling, I start to do a little butt-jive, and before the song is halfway over I am up and dancing around in my pajamas. It's actually retarded how much music can affect my mood and energy levels, but I finally figured out how to use that to my benefit! Maybe it will work for you too.
TL;DR Try putting on a song that makes you want to dance in the morning while you snooze to get you up and moving.